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Category: Weekly Rap-Up
11/27/05
Weekly Rap-Up: November 20 - 26, 2005
Sunday November 20, 2005
In an effort to deal with the present crime rate in Jamaica the Government and the Jamaica Constabulary Force (JCF) are examining ways to speed up the training process of new recruits. Usually the number of recruits in… more »
11/20/05
Weekly Rap-Up: November 13 - 19, 2005
Sunday November 13, 2005
The twenty seventh Tropical Depression of the season formed on Sunday in the southeast Caribbean. Should this system strengthens it will become Tropical Storm Gama, the third Roman alphabet. It is expected to be south o… more »
11/13/05
Weekly Rap-Up: November 06 - 12, 2005
Sunday November 06, 2005
A proposed new prison is to be built in St. Catherine to house 5,000 male and female prisoners. The maximum- security facility will house both sexes under one roof but in separate sectors of the complex. The prisoners w… more »
11/06/05
Weekly Rap-Up: October 30 - November 05, 2005
Sunday October 30,
Donovan ‘Bulbie’ Bennett, Jamaican’s most wanted and leader of the ‘Clansman’ gang in Spanish Town was shot and killed by security forces in a raid carried out in Rock River, Clarendon 5:00a.m. Sunday morning. Also killed wa… more »
10/30/05
Weekly Rap-Up: October 23 - 29, 2005
Sunday October 23, 2005
On Thursday night three men drove up to a Greenwich Town Bar on First Street, Newport West, pulled out guns and held up the patrons. They then wanted to know who owned a car parked outside the bar. One of the gunmen then… more »
10/23/05
Weekly Rap-Up: October 16 - 22, 2005
Sunday October 16, 2005
Rain, Rain and more rain has caused the cancellation of most outdoor activities planned to celebrate Heroes Weekend across Jamaica. However, Tempo’s combined Caribbean Rising II show braved the rains and gave patrons a treat at J… more »
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The Small Sandal Shop
A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods when they passed this small sandal shop.
From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You!
Foreigners! Come in, come into my humble shop."
So the married couple walked in.
The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. They make you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try them on."
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him
violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants,and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming; "YOU GOT THEM ON THE WRONG FEET!!!"
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