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I hate Jamaican politics. Ok maybe that was a little harsh, but to be honest its the truth. I hate Jamaican politics not because I think its slow, or backward or old. I hate Jamaican politics because it seems to be a political system that does not focus… more »
‘Give a man enough rope him sure fi heng himself’, is a famous Jamaican proverb I learnt from my grandmother. I’m sure if she was still alive she would use Jamaica’s current Prime Minister, Mr. Bruce Golding as a perfect example of someone working hard… more »
As I said in the first part of this topic, I think Jamaica is pretty much devolving instead of evolving (note the word devolve may or may not be made up). It seems that for some strange reason we just dont believe in ourselves enough to think we can prog… more »
Ever heard that saying before? That the Pot is calling the kettle black? Well essentially this saying is what you normally use when you say something about somebody that you also have as a characteristic. Ok maybe that was a little difficult to understan… more »
Now I am not somebody to take things at face value, it just doesnt work for me. Personally whenever I'm reading anything I like to see alot of sources and alot of footnotes (that's why I link to so many websites in my articles). Half of my reason for thi… more »
May 23 marks a public holiday in Jamaica, that really isn't much of a holiday... this holiday is labour day. Now I saw that labour day isn't much of a holiday because while normally holidays are days of rest and relaxation on the mind, in Jamaica labour… more »
Now, I used to say that my country was the only country in the New World aka Western Hemisphere that did not have a history of civil unrest against the state. Well, that horse has left the stable. It is with much sadness that I say that this day has been… more »
May 24, 2010:This morning I awoke to news of continued incidents of violence in Jamaica. Personally I have not seen or heard any signs of anything from where I am, above Hope Road, only the occasional helicopter flying overhead. However based on news r… more »
Today, Sunday May 23, 2010 as my family and I relaxed at home in Kingston, Jamaica we received a call from a friend overseas.
“ Unnu alright?”
“Sure, why u asks”
“ Mi hear se Jamaica a bun down, 2 police station down town has been torched and riot de… more »
Its been quite challenging to put some order to the amount of things that has happened this week, but there is one thing that holds sure, and that is the fact that it has been a pretty interesting time. I have already spoken about the lock down that happ… more »
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"Recently, this Jamaican won the 10 million special lottery for a
dollar. As soon as the office of the Lottery Corporation was open on the following day,
he was there to collect his winnings.
Graciously, he presented his winning ticket to the clerk and in his best
English uttered his request "Me cum fi collect the 10 millian dallars, si me
ticket ya".
After reviewing and checking the ticket with his manager, the clerk
returned and requested on how he would like his payments. The Jamaican replied "Mi
wan all a de moni now". "Unfortunately, Sir" the nervous clerk responded, "The
procedures are that we can only give you one million now and the balance equally
over the next 20 years".
Furious and agitated, the Jamaican asked for the manager, who re-iterated "Sir,
my assistant is correct, it is the regulation of the corporation that we
initially pay you one million dollars now with the balance paid to you equally over
the next 20 years".
Outraged, the Jamaican slammed his hand on the desk and shouted in
anger, "Oonu tek me fi idiat, me wan all a de moni now or oonu gi me bak me
rass dallar!!"
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